The Greatest Love of All

Hey All :)

Hope you're all well and are having a lovely day, hopefully the sun will be where you are today as it really has made my day beautiful lol

Just a quick blog today, following the same theme as Million Dollar Bill, Love ha!!!

(not an indication of frustration or my relationship desire, by any means hahaha ;) )

But on the 30th July 2011, my brother is getting married to his actual soul mate Sarah, I’m beyond excited and nervous for them both, I also play an active role within the speeches and shall be doing a reading for them... why I don’t know as my voice is the vocal equivalent to nails being dragged down a blackboard (!) but just like anyone who knows me, they know I will bring class, flair and an air of sophistication to the ceremony (!) a bit like if Katie Price had been invited to the Royal Wedding, clearly !! she would have shown because of her aristocratic air and oozing class (!)

-----For those of you who are insanely redundant the '(!)' marks are clear indications of me making a joke and or being sarcastic, just FYI.------

Going back to my original point, I’m very excited, and the other evening me my brother and a few others, went to the tailor to be measured and fitted for our suits, and the tailor began measuring my inside leg, (which by the way he did use a cupping motion, which was not only a surprise but also surprisingly comforting hahaha, I really didn’t know quite where to look) but as he did my rather cheeky 6 year old niece thought it would be hilarious to "whisper" from the other side of the room

“Uncle Adam!!! He's trying to touch your willy !!! he is! he is ! he's trying to touch your willy" now .... with hindsight.....I can laugh, but at the time sheer mortification came all over me, I tried to disregard it as any self-respecting person would, naturally. That was until she came right up to me, tapped my elbow and within ear-shot of the tailor, said once again,

"My god, he isn’t stopping, he's still trying to touch your willy" ........ not even I could suppress my laugh any longer. It also didn't help that after doing this he measured my waist, commented on 'what a small waist you have Adam' and rather off-puttingly finished the sentence with a wink....... needless to say I may a sharpe exit hahaha.

So 2 weeks from Saturday, I shall be in The Vale, I have attempted to launch my blog into the 21st Century and supply a photograph.... don’t you just love the technological element (!) ... but I shall apologise beforehand if it doesn't go to plan.

But I’m calling this blog The Greatest Love of All, because that’s precisely what I’ve spoken about, the love of family, both brotherly, and that I have for my niece. The love that Nathan and Sarah have, and because just like my other blog titles it’s the most appropriate Whitney Houston Song.

Also i still am loving Beyonce's new Album '4'... if you havent had a listen do !! then buy it :)


Don't forget your Ask Adam Questions :) I've yet to have any lol which is extremely productive, but granted that i actually recieve a response i will be answering a question in the next blog :D !!!! Fingers crossed


See You Soon

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Million Dollar Bill

Currents


Song: Beyonce - Start Over & I Was Here
Celeb: Beyonce
Beverage:  Grande Coffee Frapp, with shot of hazelnut (Starbucks, obviously)
Tv: Alan Carr Chatty Man
Shocking Celebrity: Cheryl Cole, The Cast of The Only Way is Essex


 
           Hey, How are we all?? i do hope your well. It has been a shocking amount of time since i last blogged, and unfortunately i cannot blame my uni exams, or my extra shifts at work, or the fact there hasnt been enough to talk about, i have just been incredibly lazy, so i do apologise profusely. Hi my name is Adam, and uh..... I'm a sloth!!! there i admitted.... the first step has been taken... (JK)



             Ok, lets quickly  address this blogs Currents. Beyonce on the 28th June released her latest album '4', i am an avid Beyonce fan, and have been pinning for this album for an incredibly long time, so when i first heard the album i was a tad disappointed, because superficially the album doesnt invoke the sunniest disposition with some slightly depressing songs. However i persevered and i genuinely love the album, my favourite songs are 'I Was Here' written by the Amazing !!! Diane Warren, if you dont know her, you will know her songs please google her !!! she is a legend in her own right !!! 'Start Over' is just an amazing song that i have just instantly connected with, and her vocals are just amazing. But after listening to the album for the 3rd or fourth time, i took a step back and just appreciated the 'artistic freedom' that Beyonce has strived to achieve, and if you listen to it, it obliterates the commercial money driven auto-tuned tripe that the likes of Gaga and Rihanna seem to churn out, (v sorry by the way i am a fan but im speaking ..... the truth lol). But the reason she is my celeb of the blog is simply because of her undying work ethic and her astounding humility, in her MTV documentary "The Year of 4", it really is conveyed, and even though it is an extremely good marketing tool, used to promote brand Beyonce, i do genuinely believe she is a beautiful humanbeing with just, THE greatest of morals and ethics.

(Beyonce rant over lol )


               Since i last blogged, Starbucks have launched a huge marketing push for their freshly brewed Frappacino's which FYI, do taste alot better (not that i ever complained before) but i have discovered this weeks blog beverage..... try it !!! its like a nutty oasis for a drought ridden tongue lol .... never quite thought my tongue would ever desire nuts, but i suppose theres a first for everything lol (JK)


               Stealing the Catchphrase from Joan Rivers...... Can We Talk....... because i have a serious issue that i want to blog about lol ....( i will try to cage my sarcasm and wit for this section... hopefully) ... Love. Recently, (and might i add for the first time ever lol) i have been subject to several types of relationship. Predominantly linked to unrequited love, my own relationship included, and it got me thinking, especially because of the incredibly love driven album from Beyonce, and her seemingly flawless relationship with Jay-Z ..... what does it take to find THE ONE, is there such a phenomenon or is it just that, a phase created by our cinematic counterparts that have made the likes of Jennifer Aniston and Julia Roberts very rich and famous indeed, and why do women and also men, fantasize and desire it so much. And even though i cannot answer this question, i would like to use my relationship expertise (my crummy life so far ;) ) to help you as much as i can ... so i put it to you Reader.... Ask Adam ...... i may be able to help. I genuinely would like to plus what harm would it do, i dont know you and you dont know me.... plus you dont have to take the advice :) ----- as long as you dont mind a mention in the blog that is lol (i would also have to insist on you signing an aggreement, not to sue, as even though i am a GURU lol my advice will be honest and... some of you just cant handle the truth lol ;) JK )

A bit about me,

               I am loving the British weather at the moment, i have however made Rudolph redundant, and shall be offering free rides for carrots ..... (and no thats not a euphemism lol ;) ) However i really have not experienced much of the sun, as i have been working around the clock, for the RI Sale... i have enjoyed it because it means ive got to know the good and the bad about a lot of the people i work with, defined them more as people, and also learnt that my extremely chipper mood doesnt last after sleep deprivation, virtually starvation, and lack of sustenance and not a droplet of wine in over two weeks, not even in a sauce !!! lol (not that im a raging alcoholic but a student has needs lol )

So in keeping with the title, whether its the weather, love, starbucks, beyonce or .....(whatever floats your boat really)..... IF IT makes ....you.... FEEL...... like a Million Dollar Bill, say !!!! .... (oooo oh ohohoh ) ..... lol :)

See You Soon

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